This man won’t write about bras,
The whole subject gives much pause…
He dare not dare,
Get near to with his paws…!
Yes he has a wife,
And serves her pleasure for life…
But is too close to other’s own life!
Men have served these accounts,
Now-a-days, this nearly amounts…
To harassing threat–
Not good, I’d bet–
Don’t want a lawyer to pounce.