In previous years he’s written
About short skirts, frost-bitten…
You think when it storms
Sensible thought warns,
Of legs raw from being wind-smitten?
Looking foxy’s okay,
If it isn’t too cold a day…
Given the chance
Put on pants,
You’ll thank me on that cold day!
Spending big bucks on a skirt,
And a long woolen coat won’t hurt…
Find a cute hat
To go with that,
If warm and stylish, it’ll help with a flirt!