THE END OF TENSION MOUNTING!
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The end of tension mounting,
Time for our accounting…
Were exits clear
And fixtures in gear,
And this year—no shouting!
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I’m sure we’ll be cited for stuff,
Like we have more than enough…
My bench of wood
I moved to the good,
Having it near the heater was rough!
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Diana and I pushed,
Until we both were bushed…
And pleasantly
Inspection’s “finis”
Until next year’s faces flushed.
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–Jonathan Caswell
By the Mighty Mumford 