Landlady says our apartment smells,
A week left to clean where we dwell…
Seems to be
Showerless way I dwell!
We’ll have to throw stuff away,
Standard verdict so we’ll stay…
Find what smells
and out it goes,
Or wash the scent all away!
One hit follows another,
Publisher’s Clearinghouse didn’t bother
Nor have record
Of what she ordered,
We paid all that money and can’t recover?!
What we must do we must,
Or living arrangements go bust…
My downers I think
Caused most of our stink,
I pray we pass inspection next Friday…! (Or else)