JORDAN ALMONDS

Almonds in a tough candy shell,

The wife tastes anise as well…

I’ll not get tinner

Having these for dinner,

With limited nutrition do tell!

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this bag is harder to eat,

Need to suck till tooth penetration’s complete…

Canones work best,

The insides to wrest,

Out, but the reward’s neat!

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The Missus can’t eat a one,

Having dentures isn’t much fun…

Dentures aren’t that strong

To last for long,

Broken dentures don’t please my “Hon.”*

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Jonathan Caswell

*”Hon” is an abbreviation of Honey, a term of endeearment.