I’m still thinking about a new hobby. Maybe I should try poetry. As son says ‘more time spent writing poems means less time to burn things in the kitchen’. Any way I’m going to have another go at Chelsea Owens weekly terrible poetry competition.
Here are the specifics for this week:
- TheTopicis a repeated number. Pick a number, any number, and use it a lot throughout your poem.
Besideschildren singing pop songs, Iloathewhen I have to sit through everyone using the same prompt word for 500 entries. So, irritate me.
- Keep theLengthshorter than 150 words, so I don’t jump out any windows.
- PleaseRhymeinterribly, horribly, no-good, very bad ways.
- If you can’t tell already,make it terrible. I want crazy people to look at you in fear and for the survivors ofLostto beg you not to…