Jokes Not Ready For Late Night (Holiday Edition)

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Christmas, The Nite Show, monologue jokes, humor, Modern PhilosopherChristmas is almost here, Modern Philosophers!  Holiday specials are showing up on every channel, and last night, The Nite Show with Danny Cashman aired its Christmas episode.

I write monologue jokes for the show, and every taping, I turn in dozens, but there’s only a limited amount of space on the cue cards.

As a result, many of my jokes never know what it’s like to be delivered by Danny, and then laughed at by a live studio audience.

Since Christmas is a time of giving, I thought I’d give some of my rejected jokes their moment in the spotlight.  Do you mind if I share a few that didn’t make it onto the air?

Here are a few holiday themed jokes not quite ready for late night…

Christmas, The Nite Show, monologue jokes, humor, Modern PhilosopherI don’t think it’s a stretch to say it’s been a rough year for President Trump, but now that Christmas is fast…

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About Jonathan Caswell

Poet, author, servant of God the Heavenly father and the Lord Jesus Christ...working out his salvation with fear and trembling. - Not trusting in his own deeds, but depending totally upon the finished sacrificial work of Jesus Christ to be, by God's reckoning, a new creature, clothed in Christ's righteousness...which mortal humankind can never attain by their own weak efforts, apart from faith in Christ's work on our behalf. - College-educated, yet wise enough to see that what a man does will not be his ultimate identity nor affect how God sees him or her. - Called by God to do a very difficult thing...apart from God's grace, mercy and strength...to love the sinner (which we all--by nature--are) but hate the sin, which is only paid through Christ, God's Son, - My own God-given gift is that of being a Poet..showing that in all parts of life...God has a loving part in it...as hard as that is to always understand or perceive...given life's realities! Come join me on my journey of discovery?.

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