DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ANYONE ELSE?
SOMETHING’S NOT AFOOT!
Went to bed with both shoes on,
For a nap my sheets upon…
When rising, chanced
To see which shoe had not stayed on.
My left shoe or slipper, see,
Is the one kicked off normally…
But it was elevated
Edema to have abated,
Imagine the queer feeling
Of sitting up, revealing
The right shoe gone
And the left still on…
So why all this useless squealing?????