HAIR RAISING! 😀
I’m aware some stare at my hair.
In fact, to be fair, some really despair of my hair.
But I don’t care, because they’re not aware.
Nor are they debonair, they’re just crumb bums who can’t understand that I haven’t been able to get a hair cut in a very long time. Oops, sorry about that Mr. Carlin. Yes, some of you probably realized that was George Carlin’s famous Hair Piece, and my ending was not very good at all. But you have to admit, for a lot of people, their hair defines them. Sure, it’s shallow but humans love to be shallow. Shallowness is a trillion-dollar industry. It’s just one of the things which keep me knowing that everyone’s an idiot in their own way.
Don’t be offended. It’s just one of many simple truths that has kept me going these many years. You don’t believe me?…
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