GRASSHOPPER LEGS…ONLY STICK BETWEEN THE TEETH AND HELPGRASSHOPPERS ESCAPE
the old lady didn’t mind being called crazy or being laughed at for spending her days alone in her small cottage facing the dark corner of the room and talking to her dead daughter encouraging her to eat up and grow up and complimenting her on the good looks she’d gained “Oh, I bet the boys are all dropping dead in your wake, hehe. Look at those legs. So slim and long and deadly. You’re a beauty among beauties, my dear. Here, have another one. Eat up to grow up. You’re gonna have hundreds of strong, beautiful children, hehe.” The neighbors and the world could keep calling her crazy, she knew she was just very happy She grabbed another grasshopper from a jar and ripped its hind legs and placed it on the spider’s web “Here’s another one, dear. Eat up and grow up, hehe.”
Darkness and dark corners are home to interesting things…
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Big thanks for reblog, Jonathan!! 🙂
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