A blimp, a zeppelin
A big old balloon
A firework primed to explode
The more I think about it
The more I think it was invented
By a child or someone incredibly high
Zappai:air in my head (air’s perspective)
I am trapped in here
I feel the pressure building
And then comes the pop
It’s serious business
That of a pilot and captain
The cool, the calm, the finesse
A duty to perform and care
With the absolute power
‘Law and order of the Air‘
Fact: At the request (and on behalf) of the captain, cabin crew are allowed to arrest a passenger.
If I give it my all
Can I join
The Mile High Club
As an individual?
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