Category Archives: a nice new philly

WORLD-WINNING WONDER!

He loves it his blog can be,

Seen internationally..

Creative souls

Expressing goals,

Harmonious opportunity!

–J.E.C.

PROBLEMS WITH OGLING WIVES

There are problems ogling wives,

Others may take yours a prize…

Husbands may upset

Your running bet,

Making you pay with your lives!

Be careful–don’t get attached–

To women already matched…

It may turn true

They’ll be fond of you,

But likely prefer their own catch!

As he thinks so he is,*

His thoughts and business are his…

Would he like his wife

Be chased for life,

And made to share who is his?

–Jonathan Caswell

*Proverbs 23: 7

Matthew 5: 27-28

HOOK, LINE AND SINKER

Caught by a gentle eye wink,

He focuses on what to think…

In revelry

Reality

Is a hard thing in to sink!

–J.E.C.

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME…!

Frank Potter’s MOXIE MYSTIQUE,

Missed out on this unique…

Merchandising maid

By MOXIE paid,

To sell the nerve tonic drink!

Is the canning jar of glass,

How MOXIE used to be passed…?

Who is this blonde

Many were fond

Of, would she have accepted a pass?

–J.E.C.

A BLOUSE TOO SMALL!

“Gap-o-sis” in women’s tops,

Might lead to man’s traffic stops…

Looks rather unkempt

Mixed motives meant,

Could be dangerous in this world!

One is far more likely

To please if dressed nicely…

A smaller blouse

Turns you big as a house,

Some women think that they look spicy!

If you can find the appropriate size,

Love handles won’t be aggrandized…

Assets won’t be

Squished uncomfortably,

And less likely be criticized.

In truth some guys like that style,

For comments and wolfish smiles…

Dress appropriately–

More respectfully

We men won’t suspect your guile!

–Jonathan Caswell

(A clothing opinion—works for too-shall guys’ shirts, too!)

LOVES FALLING IN LOVE

He loves being in love,

That’s what the wags often say…

He wants to fit hand-in-glove

Before he walks away.

Preparing to pull her close,

To pull as close as he can…

Wanting to satisfy her

And still be a free man!

Gaining permission to touch

Brings him closer to goal…

Loving ever so much

While soaking up is his role.

When he’s gone as far

As she’ll let him for now…

He’ll hang on a little bit more

To see if he can sweet talk her down.

–J.E.C.

DECEMBER 19, 2016—IN INFAMY?

On December nineteenth,

Invaders showed up with teeth…

P&W’s paint

Will soon grow faint,

Till orange and black is complete!

–Jonathan Caswell

Photo taken December 19, 2016, by Richard Deuso…posted on the NERAIL photo page.

THIS MAY HAPPEN TO YOU

Sudden attraction to,

Persons near to you…

Their hair and shape

Grabbing one’s nape,

The spouse  sitting across from you!

Not making a big deal,

Occasional glances reveal…

What is liked

(Not open-miked)…

Remember–keep your lips sealed.

Sometimes objectification,

Makes for better relation…

Just don’t stare

Anywhere,

Else than the spouse…with due magnification!

–J.E.C.

IT’S THOSE MOVIES AGAIN!

Christmas–chic movie time,

Potential lovers in bind…

Problem-solving

Christmas resolving,

Spending more family time!

Works religion on easy street,

Learning to budget  neat…

Poor communication

Leads obfuscation,

Resolutions always sweet!

Christ the Lord de-emphasized,

Virgin birth news vaporized…

Morality plays

Of pagan ways,

Budding couples energized!

–Jonathan Caswell

HE DID IT–NO EVIL TWIN!

Alas his evil twin,

Tried to implicate him…

The man’s “old nature”

In nomenclature,

Had influenced his whim!

Showcasing body parts,

Some consider arts…

But from which side–

The dark or the light–

The answer judges the art.

Removing the object in question,

Increasingly moral suggestion…

Is good for the soul–

The evil twins’ null–

Improving Scriptural digestion!*

–Jonathan Caswell

*1st Peter 3: 7 refers to wives…applies to all woman-folk, in the doing of Christian love!