Category Archives: aa Caswell limerick

ONLY PHONEY BALONEY?

Had to see what is true,

When media screw…

News stories

To mirror their creeds,

With an objective to undo?

Yellow and jingo once printed,

Are nothing compared to hate printed….

Open rebellion

Looks Orwellian,

By big financiers it’s rented.

FOX NEWS is giving in

To the liberal din…

Instead of balancing

Progressive thinking,

Surrender is made to their sin.

–A Political Opinion Poem–by Jonathan Caswell

 

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GOING HOME SOON

Cold and snowy, it’s vital,

To let my car sit and idle…

Defroster in back

Doesn’t work, more the lack

Of help getting clear windows reliable!

I’ have about a half an hour,

Before relief shows up under power…

Waiting for his call

I dare not move at all,

Until I hear from him within the hour.

It’s been a fun twelve-hour shift,

Not too often did the mind drift…

Typing has been

My rescue then,

As ideas I write and sift.

–Jonathan Caswell

PRINCESS POWER!

Women have a great billboard,

Thunderous to great accord…

Admired by all

A message stands tall,

A fun way of which we’ll never be bored!

😀

–Jonathan Caswell

RELATIONSHIP WRECKER!

He’s bungled another one so,

 Warm smiles he used to get, No

More of these–

Just pleasantries,

Takes delicate handling, you know!

–J.E.C.

BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN WESTERNS

More and more stations  broadcast,

Westerns we thought wouldn’t last…

Heroines too,

Make this boy blue,

‘Cause when I see them, a long time has past!

(But Janey, of AtomicRedhead, is the obvious exception!)

–Jonathan Caswell

ROLLING WONDER

Commuter traffic today,

 A wild and crazy way…

Coming to work

Past cars that twerk,

And skillfully zig-zag their way!

His speed often is steady,

Vehicles passing are many…

“Sixty” m.p.h.

Isn’t slow but makes

The rest like Mario Andretti.*

Then there are slow pokes who drive,

To make you want to skin them alive…

Riding their brake

Then signaling late,

So where did they learn to drive?

Problem is me-myself and I,

Have done each of these bye-and-bye…

Except the swerving

Which is unnerving,

Requiring coordinated hand-and -eye!

–Jonathan Caswell

WIND CHILL OF TWENTY BELOW

We’ll take this rather than snow

And ice…at twenty below…

Some of these wind gusts

May tree branches bust,

Farenheit degrees under zero!

Worcester Schools telephoned ’round,

Tomorrow the are shutting down…

Weather-related

The message stated,

Do kids stay home or downtown?

–J.E.C.