The trouble with baked beans,
Is undigested proteins…
Tend to collect
As you’d expect,
Unless extra enzymes do their thing.
(Like BEANO)
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Do you know why church seats are pews,
Carefully add up the clues…
Saturday beans
Provide the means,
If one eats many or phew!
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These days, pineapple enzymes,
Are known to decrease gas lines…
Better fresh
Uncooked, I suggest,
Wise practice for those more refined!
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–Jonathan Caswell
A SPRITE…whispered in my ear,
Where have our people gone….
Something called “Democracy”
They claim has gone terribly wrong!
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They ignore us despite our cries,
They say the winner’s wrong…
They look at us with evil eyes
No more to sing our songs?
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They claim all the voters are
taken by a plot…
They’re not happy with the choice
that the people got?
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Even sprites and fairies know
That corruption is evil…
but will these former friends see that—
Maybe they never will!
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I guess like Puff the Dragon,
Who lived by the sea….
these spoiled children are no friends
Of folks thinking positively!
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How we miss our friends who were
filled with love who now hate…
When will they stop this foolish quest
and come to us and celebrate?
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–Jonathan Caswell
Poet and friendly to fairies in general. 😀
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Some observations please,
In the midst of all the sleaze…
Republicans say
“Trump…AWAY.”
Wanting to bring him to his knees.
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Last I heard an report,
Democratic campaigners were FOUR…
Obama, his wife,
Bill, Hillary and V.P. strive,
All on the campaign tour.
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Other than Gov. Pence,
Trump has no supporting defence…
Mean-spirit guys
Won’t lift their eyes,
Or do anything for Trump hence!
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Your Convention really meant naught,
In selfish cruelty caught…
You’re saying “Go to Hell,”
To the people as well,
Acting like you’re Hillary bought!
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It’s the hissy-fit people I implore,
FOR ONCE..put your egos out the door…
He’s not from your camps
But give him a chance,
In taxes we’ll always pay more!
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–Jonathan Caswell
(An Opinionated Poem)
I wonder how many remember
The “August trots” into September?…
Tomatoes galore
Receiving more,
A bounty for family members!
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We like that spaghetti squash.
Over-cooked with panache…
She like stir fry
With enough to try,
And no leftovers tossed.
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Certain things we don’t eat,
But berries and oatmeal are neat…
With enough ice cream
With berries–a dream–
Enough fruit we’ll less likely cheat.
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Fresh vegetables are the prize,
Overwhelming the eyes…
With no BEANO here
The air’s never clear,
Prepared ones are ever wise!
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–J.E.C.
By the Mighty Mumford 