Category Archives: cats

CONNIVING KITTY CATS!

The girl in the suit seems dismayed,

Her spot’s been taken away…

The tiger reclined

Is the one who “felined”

While the girl was at play!

This picture seems out of scale,

Little pussy cat’s big as a whale…

The glass is big too–

A close-up view–

Should think the woman would prevail!

Now if…it’s not her cat,

Spray bottles take care of that…!

Her lioness within

Emerges to win,

And the presumptive cat…would scat!

–J.E.C.

CATASTROPHIC CAT NAPS!

Cats and N scale don’t mix,

Our Mom cat tried to “fix”…

My N scale train yard

Her hind feet pushing hard,

Against track rails well-fixed!

Cat hairs clog up the motors,

And static captures floaters…

Attaching to trees

Down in the leas,

Four-footed cat hair coaters!!!

Cats picking/clawing the ground,

Is where broken track is found…

Trees well-squashed

When kitty’s self-washed,

Why have a cat around???

–J.E.C.

AMAZING THE CAT STAYS STILL!!!

AMAZING that cat stays still,

Hard to find any that will…

That collar and tie

It must rate hign,

Not to tear to shreds at will!

–J.E.C.

PUSSY CAT PANIC!

The trousers set to dry,

But Cat couldn’t figure out why…

Fabric gave way

As he attempted to lay,

Himself down for some shut eye!

–Jonathan Caswell

KITTY CAT AFTER DARK!

CCTV, around eight,

Saw a kitty cat walk past the gate…

With the Main Gate closed

The kitty, I supposed,

Was hurrying to a rendezvous late!

–Jonathan Caswell

“KEE-KEE-KEE-!”

We met “KEE-KEE-KEE”,

Came out her door to see…

Who was out there

She smelled in the air,

Inquisitive cat, naturally!

Our nice neighbor next door,

Didn’t have her dog anymore…

But kitty cat “KEE”

Is great company,

Who regularly sets out on tour.

Encouraged by her Missy,

I’ve never seen this cat “hissy”…

A cat fine-tempered

Who she has pampered,

A couple doors down from Kizzy!*

–Jonathan Caswell

*KIzzy is another apartment cat nearby.

PREOCCUPIED LION

PREOCCUPIED LION

The lion is preoccupied,

With wanting to lay down beside…

A lioness–

He’s too old I guess,

Wreaking havoc on pride!

He keeps on trying but can’t

His ardor’s outcome advance…

Poor little cat,

His plans fell flat,

He can’t keep up with the dance!

–Jonathan Caswell