Category Archives: commercial context

CHANGING TREE TANKA

CHANGING TREE TANKA

Colors start to pop,

Trees shut down their leaves’ supply…

Green leaves turn colors:

Morphology is working

Just the same in ev’ry year!

–J.E.C.

People come from far

And near…”peeping” foliage…

Brighter is better:

Bus loads come en mass to shop.

Local business harvests crops!

–J.E.C.

A final push all

Benefit from folderol…

Festivals light skies:

Candied apples and brown bread

Folks ready for winter dead.

–J.E.C.

Railroad excursions,

Northeast woodland incursions…

Train cars filled with joy:

Steam or diesel pull the trains,

Nostalgic commerce makes gains!

–Jonathan Caswell

VERY COMFORTING COMMERCIALS!

VERY COMFORTING COMMERCIALS!

(One of the ideas I kept forgetting!)

Science says that a cat’s purr,

Reduces stress as it were…

Cat bed ads

Feature scads

Of produced and recorded “purr”.

Kitty accessories,

As sold over many TV’s…

Have the same purr

On frequent “whir”,

Enticing us to sales agree.

Not having any more felines,

Hits us hard sometimes…

Hearing those purrs

Inner comfort stirs,

As in cat-owning times!

–Jonathan Caswell

HAREM SCARE’EM AND ME!

HAREM SCARE ‘EM AND ME !

(To the tune of “THE YELLOW ROSE OF TEXAS”…A SONG)

He thought he’d like a harem–

Oh, what a great idea–

Collecting beautiful women

For each day of the year…

Have one of every hair color:

Of red-heads, two or three,

Some that change with the season

Oh what a company!

But modern girls aren’t like the ones

That lived in olden time,

They’re much more educated,

Don’t easily resign…

Their lives and their futures

To a fat cat jailer-king,

To volunteer they’d like to hear

His cash disbursement ring.

Logistics would be maddening

Even if all were convinced,

Coming from all over

When he saw the bill he winced…

He began feeling outnumbered

Cooperation thin,

Instead of coming one-by-one

They all came after him!

He couldn’t pay their wages

So all up and left,

His fine plans for his evenings–

Not a single one was kept…

And then he got the bills for

The leaving of each one,

He decided then and there

Modern harems were no fun!

I thought of the same thing myself,

Like “THE HAREM OF BIRDS”

But only beautiful bloggers–

Women, in other words…

An exclusive club with just one man

My wife would veto fast,

My flesh already wants control—

The concept sounds a blast.

But thinking realistically

My cost is way too much,

I’ll lose those friends who cannot stand

A married man’s touch…

Long-distance relationships

Are harder to maintain,

I’d just as soon give up now

Before I feel the pain!

–Jonathan Caswell

CORROBORATIVE IDEA!

CORROBORATIVE IDEA!

The apartment Newsletter’s back page,

Art comes of age…

Last month the cover

for animal lovers

And their animals  staged..

My friend, Joanne wants to try

A flowering tree on the fly…

Superimposed in

By my poetry chosen

That flowering tree to describe!

She wants it on the front cover,

But the back will less likely bother…

This chance to reveal

Our creative deal,

Which may lead to another!

–Jonathan Caswell