Category Archives: dentures

SALAD AND BROCCOLI–RAW, RAW, RAW!

SALAD AND BROCCOLI–RAW,RAW,RAW!

(or nearly so)

I ordered Broccoli and Beef,

The broccoli part was chief…

Ingredient

And chewing went

Well considering my teeth!

Reminded me of my Dad

And the chopped-up salad he had…

Which he barely chewed,

His puree’ he viewed

With words that sounded so sad!

–Jonathan Caswell

EFFERDENT–IT WENT?

EFFERDENT–IT WENT?

The wife wanted EFFERDENT,

He wondered where it went?

Bought it and gave

It to her to save,

Its need was evident.

He arose in the middle of the night,

Often did, to set things right…

The stuff as it were

Was hidden for sure,

Effectively out-of-sight!

Rather than wake the lass,

He would, this once , let it pass…

Not really new

But he wanted to

Put some in with her choppers in the glass.

–Jonathan Caswell