SALAD AND BROCCOLI–RAW,RAW,RAW!
(or nearly so)
I ordered Broccoli and Beef,
The broccoli part was chief…
Ingredient
And chewing went
Well considering my teeth!
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Reminded me of my Dad
And the chopped-up salad he had…
Which he barely chewed,
His puree’ he viewed
With words that sounded so sad!
–Jonathan Caswell
EFFERDENT–IT WENT?
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The wife wanted EFFERDENT,
He wondered where it went?
Bought it and gave
It to her to save,
Its need was evident.
–
He arose in the middle of the night,
Often did, to set things right…
The stuff as it were
Was hidden for sure,
Effectively out-of-sight!
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Rather than wake the lass,
He would, this once , let it pass…
Not really new
But he wanted to
Put some in with her choppers in the glass.
–Jonathan Caswell
By the Mighty Mumford 