Category Archives: home advantages

HARD-TO-HEAR HAIKU

HARD-TO-HEAR HAIKU

(Adult Topic)

Become impotent

His fading manhood laments…

But what is inside?

-JEC

Little feeling left,

No place left to vent the ache…

Must thinking change, too?

–JEC

Engorgement all gone,

Being faithful accepts lack…

No one left to love.

–JEC

How to love without?

Can a man still be a man”’

His woman knows that!

–JEC

Appreciates form,

Less likely liquid lusting…

Why keep the old ways?

–JEC

Is safer this way…

For all women that he sees,

Much less threatening!

–JEC

Power lust remains,

That…no non-phallic can cure…

Bad apples near tree.

–Jonathan Caswell

THE HOME ADVANTAGE

THE HOME ADVANTAGE

Goose family won’t stay

With transients who’ll fly away…

Transients eat grassy

Morsels that taste nasty,

The family waddles away!

Home advantage is knowing

Where tastier grass is growing…

Near the back gate

Is grass they ate,

Keeps their stomachs from groaning!

Transients do fly away,

Finding less anti-goose spray…

The family’s secure

And will endure

Despite being chased away.

–Jonathan Caswell