HARD-TO-HEAR HAIKU

HARD-TO-HEAR HAIKU

(Adult Topic)

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Become impotent

His fading manhood laments…

But what is inside?

-JEC

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Little feeling left,

No place left to vent the ache…

Must thinking change, too?

–JEC

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Engorgement all gone,

Being faithful accepts lack…

No one left to love.

–JEC

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How to love without?

Can a man still be a man”’

His woman knows that!

–JEC

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Appreciates form,

Less likely liquid lusting…

Why keep the old ways?

–JEC

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Is safer this way…

For all women that he sees,

Much less threatening!

–JEC

Power lust remains,

That…no non-phallic can cure…

Bad apples near tree.

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–Jonathan Caswell

RIGHTEOUS ANGER???

RIGHTEOUS ANGER???

His wife suggests he  do

Exactly as she does…

She seems to think she’s helping

But he’s angry because…

He’s not some “panty-waisted” chump

Who doesn’t have a brain,

His ways are as good as her’s

without his feeling chained.

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Things of safety

Or medicine, he’ll do.

She has good ideas

That have helped him get through…

The ordeals they find in life

And work together on,

But he’s not a clone of the wife

And wants to keep his manhood strong.

–Jonathan Caswell

COMING NEAR THE END–HAIKU COLLECTION

COMING NEAR THE END–A COLLECTION OF HAIKU

Coming near the end,

Winter storm winds whimper out…

Hardware stores sell seeds.

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Coming near the end,

Nursing tapers off to nought…

Foot wound scabs fall off.

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Coming near the end,

Wonders in night skies…

Prophesy hopes grow.

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Coming near the end,

Vigorous manhood fades off…

Women menopause.

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Coming near the end…

Persecution of Christ’s Way,

False prophets gain power!

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Coming near the end…

Commuter trains did poorly,

Can that company?

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Coming near the end…

Ideas flowing slowly,

My battery’s low!

–Jonathan Caswell