Category Archives: humorous limerick

MY KINGDOM FOR A PRINTER!

MY KINGDOM FOR A PRINTER

We’ll take the subject by force,

With all due respect of course…

A printer that prints

So no one squints,

Now THAT’s a tour de force!

Now someone tell me why

We can’t print magnified…

Would it be too much

To design such,

In a product we poor folks might buy?

–Jonathan Caswell

BACON DOWN THE BLOUSE!

BACON DOWN THE BLOUSE!

When a piece of bacon drops

Down inside of a guy’s shirt he stops…

Pulls his tails out to catch

Bacon while few watch,

No volunteer assist has the chops.

But bacon slide down a blouse,

Would-be volunteers in the house…

Start licking lips

as to where it slips,

She must privately extract it out!

–Jonathan Caswell