Category Archives: JONATHAN CASWELL–M.S.E.

POET…AFTER (A) FASHION!

He calls himself “fashion poet”,

One or two others know it…

In pursuits

Avoiding lawsuits,

He certainly doesn’t want to blow it!

Him being man and all,

Must carefully judge his call…

With less passion

Than stereotypical fashion,

Not being the Beast at the ball.

Gender matters to him,

Especially if women…

They’re the kind

He most has in mind,

Do they mind if he tiptoes in?

–Jonathan Caswell

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FOR BARBARA COHEN—LEARNING LIMERICKS

FOR BARBARA COHEN–LEARNING LIMERICKS*

A RAISE IN RANK

Mail persons come by for the mail,

Sat “HI” ti the Guard without fail…

Without tests to proctor

The Guard is called “Doctor”,

Is there secret knowledge  availed?

CAMERA MAGNIFICATION

Big bugs on CCTV,

Bigger than the cars you see…

That giant bug size

Fools the eyes—

Just closer to the camera  they be!

COST/BENEFIT ANALYSIS

Learning a language is cheap

Compared to the potential heap…

Of understanding mistakes

Of one who takes

Translators to every meet!

–Jonathan Caswell

* bARBARA COHEN…is the English tutor for the Company where I work….who likes my poetry!