He calls himself “fashion poet”,
One or two others know it…
In pursuits
Avoiding lawsuits,
He certainly doesn’t want to blow it!
–
Him being man and all,
Must carefully judge his call…
With less passion
Than stereotypical fashion,
Not being the Beast at the ball.
–
Gender matters to him,
Especially if women…
They’re the kind
He most has in mind,
Do they mind if he tiptoes in?
–
–Jonathan Caswell
WASHING
–
She did near a load an hour,
Is there some hot for a shower…
Behind his ears
A garden appears,
Including a beautiful flower!
–
Need fill up the hot water tank,
This guy really stank…
For so long
His presence is strong,
Achieving very high rank.
–
Hot water won’t be enough,
Those dead skin cells are tough…
Some LAVA soap*
May help him cope,
He’ll feel better and that’s no bluff!
–Jonathan Caswell
* LAVA SOAP…is made with pummice…very abrasive cleaning!
RAMADAN ON OUR STREET
–
From June seventeenth thereon,
To July seventeenth there upon…
Fasting days
After dark, feast and praise
Both joyfully and solomn.
–
The mosque just up the street
Have lights on the front–very neat–
That blink in waves
On certain days,
Kids must see this treat!
–
We’ve had little trouble starting,
Just drivers looking for parking…
Some worshipers may
Come from far away
Need to find where the party’s starting.
–Jonathan Caswell
OUT OF THE SWIRLING MIST…!
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Dreary day coming to a close,
Covered with drizzly mist…
He felt the sensation of eider down
And next of being kissed!
–
Someone just beyond his reach’
Yet was holding him close…
He could feel a shapely form
Could be a ghost?
–
He was not frightened
Of this hidden love…
He desired then to see
Whose hand was in the glove.
–
When he tried to catch her form
The specter faded away…
Perhaps if he hadn’t wished to see
They’d be together this very day!
–Jonathan Caswell
ADDING ALCO’S
–
His E-bay escapades,
Built up his roster aways…
Five more RS-1’s
(He had the funds)
RS-3’s we’ll know in a couple days.
–
He realizes at most two
Or three at a time will do…
But options are wild
For train consists filed,
With layout work still to do!
(www’building-your-model-railroad.com)
—Jonathan Caswell
MANY BOOKS…!
–
Of many books there’s no end,
So why publish my friend…
Poem distribution
Via the Word Press institution
Goes world-wide—less spent!
–Jonathan Caswell
(an update on Solomon!)
DIANE FINDS TIME
–
My favo\e redhead in the place,
Has allowed, in the misst of her pace…
Be willing to read
The blog as agreed,
Because I’ll give the the space.
–
This simple mind–speaking of me–
Wants to please her, you see…
Ashamed what I did
I’d sure like to rid
All emnity!
–
So as she smiles, I can to,
Knowing she may read a few…
I will not provide
Any more inside,
But on her own she may view.
–Jonathan Caswell
A COMPROMISE OF SORTS
–
He suggested and proposed
So she wouldn’t feel exposed…
Independently
Check his poetry,
The other subject was closed.
–
He tries to keep it clean,
He really does want her being…
His favorite fan
Without any plan
To slip her something not worth seeing!
–
Conquest–it never was–
Stay away from that fantasy buzz,…
But accept what be,
His friend who sees
Appreciates him with good cause.
–
–Jonathan Caswell
TATTOO COMPLIMENTS
–
Our waitress had a tattoo displayed
On her upper chest out of the way…
A blue outlined heart
That set her apart
Like a pendent would, looking okay!
–
Hesitated to say anything,
My wife isn’t always willing…
To play along
there
With alternative fare,
Better to not say anything!
–
If I were alone I;d mention,
Or at least give positive attention…
To her ornamental mark
And not judgment stark,
That love is the highest intention.
–Jonathan Caswell
WATER FAERIES AREN’T MERMAIDS…
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All faeries have colors and wings,
They are such delicate things…
But let a male draw
And soon a flaw
Shows faeries without clothing!
–
Mermaids and faeries both
Need not have gender growth…
Stay light and fair
You faeries in air,
Stay away from the man whose an oaf!
–Jonathan Caswell
By the Mighty Mumford 