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THE OLD GOAT DIDN’T WIN

THE OLD GOAT DIDN’T WIN

The old goat did not win,

He wanted to see someone slim…

With sex appeal–

It didn’t congeal–

Both girls just ignored him!

He then apologized

When stony silence advised…

They wouldn’t come through

Nor offer him view

Of either set of lovely eyes.

He placated with poetry,

It was little else if not free…

No answer given

Denied heaven

Or whom he was hoping to see!

(At least in my universe,

I contacted an old friend nurse…

Who did reply

With a passed-along “HI”

But the above’s disappointment was worse!)

–Jonathan Caswell