Category Archives: on a diet?

POET…AFTER (A) FASHION!

He calls himself “fashion poet”,

One or two others know it…

In pursuits

Avoiding lawsuits,

He certainly doesn’t want to blow it!

Him being man and all,

Must carefully judge his call…

With less passion

Than stereotypical fashion,

Not being the Beast at the ball.

Gender matters to him,

Especially if women…

They’re the kind

He most has in mind,

Do they mind if he tiptoes in?

–Jonathan Caswell

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PAYDAY DIET

THE PAY DAY DIET

No matter what may be construed,

I always can talk about food…

Pizza today

But they took it away

It’s time had elapsed—so rude!

She abandoned her post for me

To find me something healthy…

Greens and a sub–

Now eat this, Bub–

I still wanted pizza for me!

Got to work and took out money

To order my own pizza, honey…

A piggy for sure,

On a payday tour,

Self-denial is hard on the tummy.

–Jonathan Caswell