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HAREM SCARE’EM AND ME!

HAREM SCARE ‘EM AND ME !

(To the tune of “THE YELLOW ROSE OF TEXAS”…A SONG)

He thought he’d like a harem–

Oh, what a great idea–

Collecting beautiful women

For each day of the year…

Have one of every hair color:

Of red-heads, two or three,

Some that change with the season

Oh what a company!

But modern girls aren’t like the ones

That lived in olden time,

They’re much more educated,

Don’t easily resign…

Their lives and their futures

To a fat cat jailer-king,

To volunteer they’d like to hear

His cash disbursement ring.

Logistics would be maddening

Even if all were convinced,

Coming from all over

When he saw the bill he winced…

He began feeling outnumbered

Cooperation thin,

Instead of coming one-by-one

They all came after him!

He couldn’t pay their wages

So all up and left,

His fine plans for his evenings–

Not a single one was kept…

And then he got the bills for

The leaving of each one,

He decided then and there

Modern harems were no fun!

I thought of the same thing myself,

Like “THE HAREM OF BIRDS”

But only beautiful bloggers–

Women, in other words…

An exclusive club with just one man

My wife would veto fast,

My flesh already wants control—

The concept sounds a blast.

But thinking realistically

My cost is way too much,

I’ll lose those friends who cannot stand

A married man’s touch…

Long-distance relationships

Are harder to maintain,

I’d just as soon give up now

Before I feel the pain!

–Jonathan Caswell

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LOW SELF ESTEEM BREAKUP

LOW SELF-ESTEEM BREAKUP

—OR—

BREAKING UP LOW SELF ESTEEM

For feelings so deep-rooted,

It takes years before they are booted…

And replaced  by

A realistic eye,

Toward seing the old thought permuted.

It’s a failure so often until

One can rework their will…

My wife was the one

Over years to drum,

Into me and God’s love instill.

I have occasionally fallen,

My old nature comes a-calling…

Myself I must remind

I’m not the crappy kind,

But a child of the King…not a dog run!

One more thing I should note,

None of us can be a hermit billy goat…

Don’t push folks away

When they try to stay,

Gonna need them to cross your heart’s moat!

For you, what can I say,

As God is my witness I pray…

Please listen to friends

Who encourage you no end,

So you will be convinced one day!

–Jonathan Caswell