FINAL (?) COMMENTS ON A “GRIFFIN”

A mythical griffin is true

To its nature blue…

Made of rock–

Sturdy stock=–

It never  no never boo-hoos!

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Unlike the “comedienne,

Who’s turned herself into “victim”…

Self responsibility

Is unconscionably,

Denied by her or him!

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Now a lawyer she seeks,

Someone else must pay her lost “ekes”

She did the act–

No one “made her”, in fact–

Most of us see through her pitiful squeaks!

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It’s time for this child to grow up,

As one wag said–MAN UP!…

You’ve gone too far

With behavior bizarre,

With morals you’ve proven corrupt.

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(An opinion post! )

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-Jonathan Caswell

SHE SAVED US.

SHE SAVED US

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My wife and I frustrate each other

With how we do it differs…

She puts things who knows where

That angers me to shivers.

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We are awfully “short” this week,

A minimal shopping trip…

She found SPAM she’d hidden away

And I was about to flip.

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Then it hit me–couldn’t get mad

Because she had saved the day…

We’d be stuck with just peanut butter

If she hadn’t stashed the SPAN away!

–Jonathan Caswell