POWER MORCELLATOR LYRICS
(Sing to the tune of GRANDMA’S IN THE CELLAR*)
Are lawyers’ meat and taters
As they break upon the litigation scene…
Used in ladies’ operations
Some cause conflagerations,
Fulfilling ambulance chasers’ dreams!
Is a plea…
For people who want to sue them blind,
Who want a windfall spree
From a hysterectomy
With a settlement that blows the mind!
TV lawyers tout the drugs
Whether new or old with bugs,
Side effects that could yield a golden store…
Whether ACTOS or the Pill*
Always something will
Be discovered that might profit lawyers more!
Is the plea…
Like with mesothelioma tag along,
Gather victims resolute
For a juicy lawsuit,
With so much at stake how can they go wrong?
* ACTOS or The Pill…a diabetic medicine with serious side effects and certain contraceptives with severe side effects, respectively