Category Archives: punning

POET…AFTER (A) FASHION!

He calls himself “fashion poet”,

One or two others know it…

In pursuits

Avoiding lawsuits,

He certainly doesn’t want to blow it!

Him being man and all,

Must carefully judge his call…

With less passion

Than stereotypical fashion,

Not being the Beast at the ball.

Gender matters to him,

Especially if women…

They’re the kind

He most has in mind,

Do they mind if he tiptoes in?

–Jonathan Caswell

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PUNCH-ME LINES

PUNCH-ME LINES:

An exotic dancer equipped

With too little balance tripped…

Said she, “excuse me,”

Eternally,

I’m performing the “mobius strip.”

–Jonathan Caswell