Category Archives: ruses

FINAL (?) COMMENTS ON A “GRIFFIN”

A mythical griffin is true

To its nature blue…

Made of rock–

Sturdy stock=–

It never  no never boo-hoos!

Unlike the “comedienne,

Who’s turned herself into “victim”…

Self responsibility

Is unconscionably,

Denied by her or him!

Now a lawyer she seeks,

Someone else must pay her lost “ekes”

She did the act–

No one “made her”, in fact–

Most of us see through her pitiful squeaks!

It’s time for this child to grow up,

As one wag said–MAN UP!…

You’ve gone too far

With behavior bizarre,

With morals you’ve proven corrupt.

(An opinion post! )

-Jonathan Caswell

GLAD FOR AN AUDIENCE!

GLAD FOR AN AUDIENCE!

A neighbor enjoys regailing

Of phone operators failing…

To understand jokes

With which he pokes

Fun at their English ailing!

Discussion turned to phone calls,

Farces who want you pay all….

Asking you to care

For one sitting right there,

Boy did they have the balls!

Or…you’ve won a popular cruise,

Give us your info we’ll use…

To sign you up

For the dullard brain club,

We’ve your money provided through ruse.

–Jonathan Caswell