He calls himself “fashion poet”,
One or two others know it…
In pursuits
Avoiding lawsuits,
He certainly doesn’t want to blow it!
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Him being man and all,
Must carefully judge his call…
With less passion
Than stereotypical fashion,
Not being the Beast at the ball.
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Gender matters to him,
Especially if women…
They’re the kind
He most has in mind,
Do they mind if he tiptoes in?
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–Jonathan Caswell
PAIN-STABBED PIGGIES
Up at this hour to foil
Pain with aromatic oil…
In between piggies
Sharp ones and biggies,
Throbbing but not from toil.
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Putting it on in the dark,
I feel it drip down to park…
On the other leg,
I sure would beg
It to stay where put, though in the dark.
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As pain slowly fades away
Took insulin early today…
At four AM
I’ll say an amen
If this pain goes away!
–Jonathan Caswell
SALAD AND BROCCOLI–RAW,RAW,RAW!
(or nearly so)
I ordered Broccoli and Beef,
The broccoli part was chief…
Ingredient
And chewing went
Well considering my teeth!
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Reminded me of my Dad
And the chopped-up salad he had…
Which he barely chewed,
His puree’ he viewed
With words that sounded so sad!
–Jonathan Caswell
STIR NOT UP LOVE OUT OF ITS TIME!
(Opinion, based upon Song of Songs 2:7)
Song of Solomon two: seven,
Reminding of the right time for heaven…
Out of context
Is frustrating sex,
Add reason to loaves with leaven.
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Sing and dance while you’re young,
Older folks, more foolishly done…
Appointed seasons
Make good reasons
Accepting you are also-run!
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Pressure without outlet
Just how stupid we get…
Romance out of time
Invites inner grime
When we are told, “NYET!”.
–Jonathan Caswell
GREAT GRAVATATIONAL GRAVATAR!
A blogger said I looked too fat,
Now what did she mean by that…
My blogging thumbnail,
Seven years in the pale
Says nothing on how I’m now sat! 🙂
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Technology challenges real
Prevent more recent reveal…
Film undeveloped
And selfies untaken,
The S.L.R. camera
Takes concentration,
With nothing new
To print I’m in trouble;
If she wants “me” current
I’ll make a plan on the double!
–Jonathan Caswell
FEMININE FOUNDATIONS
The hourglass figure
Remains the man’s great love…
Sings about fancy cloth
Fitting like a glove.
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Nowadays, shapers
Squeeze her into form…
Way, way back, whale bone slats
Altered her anatomical norm.
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Bras and girdles hold in
Extra flesh of women, men…
Stomach wraps and spandex
Redefine our sexy trends!
–Jonathan Caswell
By the Mighty Mumford 