(IMAGE Courtesy “Squatty Potty”)
THE CHAMBER POT SQUAT?
(This is not a product endorsement.)
The radio claimed “SQUATTY POTTY”
Was much better for one’s body…
Elimination by squat
Healthier than not,
Compared to a sit-down potty!
The announcer claimed over time
Squatting and our bodies did fine…
But when we sat
Began troubles that,
Would cost us quite a dime.
His answer for his family,
Was to use the squat, trouble free…
The natural pose
Helped easily dispose
Of all the junk internally!
So listen for the ad as described,
Don’t wait for the benefits derived….
Write your plot
With benefits of squat,
Be glad that you’re still alive!