FUR-BRAINED FELINES

FUR-BRAINED FELINES

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Of cat concentrations…

Mirrors and jumps

And into bath dumps,

Expose tintinnabulations!

–Jonathan Caswell

RIGHTEOUS ANGER???

RIGHTEOUS ANGER???

His wife suggests he  do

Exactly as she does…

She seems to think she’s helping

But he’s angry because…

He’s not some “panty-waisted” chump

Who doesn’t have a brain,

His ways are as good as her’s

without his feeling chained.

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Things of safety

Or medicine, he’ll do.

She has good ideas

That have helped him get through…

The ordeals they find in life

And work together on,

But he’s not a clone of the wife

And wants to keep his manhood strong.

–Jonathan Caswell

CAUGHT ‘EM MID-FLIGHT!

CAUGHT ‘EM MID-FLIGHT!

The weasel bit the woodpecker,

Trying so hard to deck her…

Woodpecker flew–

Weasel couldn’t chew–

Hunting record of weasel checkered!

–Jonathan Caswell