Category Archives: whale bone slats

WHY ARE FASHION BLOGGERS SO YOUNG?

WHY ARE FASHION BLOGGERS SO YOUNG?

Young women it seems to me’

Blog fashion plentifully,

Is most fashion sold

Aimed not at the old,

What’s the answer to this mystery?

Older models fill the pages

Of magazines for wages…

Is it that the young

Find it more fun,

To model for their own ages?

Whatever, I’m glad they are there,

E’en though I don’t have their hair (!)…

New fashions may

Come my wife’s way,

Which shows her that I care!

–Jonathan Caswell

FEMININE FOUNDATIONS

FEMININE FOUNDATIONS

The hourglass figure

Remains the man’s great love…

Sings about fancy cloth

Fitting like a glove.

Nowadays, shapers

Squeeze her into form…

Way, way back, whale bone slats

Altered her anatomical norm.

Bras and girdles hold in

Extra flesh of women, men…

Stomach wraps and spandex

Redefine our sexy trends!

–Jonathan Caswell