Tag Archives: a Caswell limerick

HAS IT BEEN THIS LONG?

Practice in city driving

Thankful sufficient timing…

Route memory

Made it easy,

Without my wife’s reminding!

–Jonathan Caswell

 

 

TEST AND APPROVE

TEST AND APPROVE

(The Book of Paul’s Letter to the Romans, Chapter 12: verse 2)

Test and approve God’s will

By learning what it is (better still)…

Renew your mind

With Bible study (Christ’s mind),

God’s good and pleasing, perfect, merciful will!

–Jonathan Caswell

AQUIFER THANKS

AQUIFER THANKS

Deep snow of which folks complained

Helped the water table more than if it rained…

Snow pack, THANKS–

Aquifer tanks–

Are full once more, not drained!

–Jonathan Caswell

BORING CAT VIDEOS?

BORING CAT VIDEOS?

A cat video gets boring

Repeated so often you’re snoring…

Those people are cruel

Making cats sound cool.

Scampering around the flooring!

–Jonathan Caswell

MOM CAT MOUSE-BURGERS!

MOM CAT MOUSE-BURGERS!

We love Mom Cat Mouse-burgers, Inc.,

She hunts her food by instinct…

Mouse-burgers stuffed

With mouse enough

Makes consuming them succinct.

–Jonathan Caswell

BEEF AND BROCCOLI–CRAB RANGOON

BEEF AND BROCCOLI–CRAB RANGOON

Beef and broccoli, crab rangoon,

Yan’s* will bring my solace soon…

Encouragement by special treat

Something enjoyable to eat,

Helps him remember a happy tine! Β πŸ™‚

–Jonathan Caswell

* Yan’s…a local Chinese restaurant that doesn’t use MSG in its cooking.

“FOREIGNERS” WELCOMED

“FOREIGNERS” WELCOMED

He was joking with “Kamala,”a man,

About how his fat fingers can…

Miss the right keys

With nary a sneeze,

Kamala just grinned…and ran!

–Jonathan Caswell

(partially fictional—he didn’t RUN away!)

LIMERICK OF SOLACE

LIMERICK OF SOLACE

There was a man who’d call us,

Seeking some form of solace…

He put away

More than a quart a day,

And spent a lot on mollusks.

–Jonathan Caswell

(It’s late—I’m sorry!)