THE CHEF SALAD
I’m culturally illiterate
But let me explain,
My digestion has seen the end…
Of meals that blossom
Into stomach pain,
This is something I cannot pretend.
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Blander not spicer is the rule,
Acid reflux waits in the wings…
I feel like I need to go back to school
To learn how to order things!
–Jonathan Caswell
By the Mighty Mumford 