WHERE DOES HE GET IT?

WHERE DOES HE GET IT?

A fan read a longer poem

And quipped, where does he stow ’em…

How can he recall

Footnotes and all,

I don’t think he’s going to show them.

–Jonathan Caswell

PLEASANTRIES ON THE STAIRS

PLEASANTRIES ON THE STAIRS

A fabulous redhead I saw,

The fan I decided to trawl…

She was very busy

And in such a tizzy,

With no reading time at all!

–

Talking for that minute,

For me had value in it…

She was alive and smiling,

Positively beguiling

And real discussion was in it.

–Jonathan Caswell

SHE’S SEEING ANOTHER!!!!

SHE’S SEEING ANOTHER!!!

My wife likes to see another man,

She’s a Tony Petrarcka* fan…

Can’t see what she sees,

It’s a mystery to me

But as far as newswomen–I can!!

–Jonathan Caswell

*Tony is a WPRI-TV meteorologist out of Providence, Rhode Island (in the U. S. of A.)