He found antiperperant
(The stuff in a gift box sent),
The itching was real,
Not as the maker meant!
He enjoyed the smell and the brand,
He was a traditional man…
But couldn’t bathe every day
To keep itch away,
The scratching got harder to sstand.
He’s tossed out that fancier kind,
Was driving him out of his mind…
Went back to basic,
We just have to face it
When allergic, one gets in a bind!