Where there’s a market and means,
For sugar-free B & M Baked Beans…
Just how would they taste–
Like library paste–
The market would seem rather lean!
Folks like maple and brown sugar,
To sweeten another way is vulgar…
The label might say
“We took those all away”,
Replaced with artificial vigor.
For real bacon, use bacon bits,
That soy product giving fits…
With no real taste
Substitution is a waste–
That should be the end of it!
* B & M Baked Beans…a product still made in New England ( ? )…a traditional favorite meal item for Saturday nights!