Tag Archives: air freshener

CUISINE CAPERS!

CUISINE CAPERS

THREE beef and bean burritos,

Won’t scare away all the mosquitoes…

You’d better run

‘Cause I hear some

Thing revving up like magnetos!

His wife takes anti-gas now,

Their apartment smells less like a cow…

Both eating beans

The apartment steams,

Is all the air freshener down?

–Jonathan Caswell

NOT A SPARE

NOT A SPARE

 

An accident during his drive,

To work made his attitude dive…

It was so unfair,

He hadn’t a spare

So somehow he had to survive.

He didn’t tell anyone,

But the damage was already done…

Air freshener applied

Was a welcome aside,

Things weren’t as bad as had begun.

 

–Jonathan Caswell

 

TOOTING THE HORN

TOOTING THE HORN!

 

Eating veggies and fruit

Leads to more frequent “toot”….

Air freshener cans

Sprayed on command

Preserve a sensitive snoot.

In open air the easier one breathes

With the help of a gentle breeze…

Folks call them pews

After baked bean chews,

That can bring guys laughing to their knees!

 

–Jonathan Caswell