Tag Archives: alternate words

TIDINGS OF COMFORT AND JOY (COMMERCIAL VERSION)

God rest you merry shoppers,

Let nothing you dismay…

Remember sales are going on

This after-Christmas day,

You’ll save yourself a bundle for

What credit cards will pay–

O-oh tidings comfort if employed–

If employed,

O-oh comforts of after Christmas joy!

–Jonathan Caswell

(My apologies to whomever prefers the original words to this Christmas carol!)

“OSCAR MEYER” LYRICS

“OSCAR MEYER” LYRICS

(That’s the tune–these are new words!)

Oh, I wish I had a cable-knit sweater…

That is what I’d truly like to wear (to wear)!

‘Cause if I had a cable-knit sweater,

I could warm up all of my chest hair!  🙂

–Jonathan Caswell