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PARDON ME FOR MENTIONING…

PARDON ME FOR MENTIONING…

He knows of no kind

Male who can work blind…

Having eyes to see,

Eventually

He’ll show the trace of his mind.

 Young woman came in to ask

To help her sister in a task…

Learning to drive

In the parking lot strive-ing

To not come in last.

It was a simple request

Influenced by her breast…

Covered but angled

In sight to his jangled

Libido was a test.

Did he pass–I don’t know–

He hid his reaction so…

If she went by

He wouldn’t outcry

In reference to her “shelf” slope!

–Jonathan Caswell

POTENTIAL SHUTTERBUG

POTENTIAL SHUTTERBUG

 

The man had an eye for figures

And faces that he might frame…

But women around him were wary

Because of his actions inane.

He always signalled so far ahead

He was coming in for the kill…

That many beauties up and fled,

Rather than submit to his thrill.

The guy never got a cell phone,

Nor less, a camera within…

Look out all you lovely ladies

When he finally does give in!

 

—Jonathan Caswell