(Sing to: “Animal Crackers in My Soup”)
Vitals monitor Calliopes,
Winking lights on most of these…
Figures come and figures go
Avoiding trips in the hallway flow.
Mini Zamboni clean the floor,
Curtains shield every glass door…
Nurses in the center command
Video screens for the tasks at hand!
Even for patients quickly served,
Proper decorum observed,
Tests take time to conquer pain…
Otherwise treatment’s down the drain.