SNOWY SONG PARODY
Drivers slow when roads are slick,
Waiting for plows to get there quick…
Driving in third gear or in “one”…
Looking for trouble–other drivers from!
Pulling out shovels from your trunk,
Seeing how much ice melt has shrunk…
Finding cleats for a neighbor’s cane,
Cleaning off cars is such a pain!
Roads well-treated for that night,
Next day gone in weak sunlight…
Knowing how much salt to lay down
To not break budgets in the early rounds?
Arguments over front and back-
Wheel drive–which one you’ll back…
Traction and balance on the wheels,
Special technique to each appeals!