Tag Archives: anti-gas medicine

YOU KNEW THIS WAS COMING…!

You know he cannot last

Without some kind of repast…

Beef and bean

In a plastic tureen,

Some of you looking aghast!

Burrito was combined,

With fresh baked beans of mine…

Lasagna with cheese

Dwelt underneath,

After anti-gas pills, it was fine.

Got coffee from down the hall,

He knew he’d drink it all…

Water iced

Then sufficed,

Answered his dinner bell call!

–J. E. CASWELL

CUISINE CAPERS!

CUISINE CAPERS

THREE beef and bean burritos,

Won’t scare away all the mosquitoes…

You’d better run

‘Cause I hear some

Thing revving up like magnetos!

His wife takes anti-gas now,

Their apartment smells less like a cow…

Both eating beans

The apartment steams,

Is all the air freshener down?

–Jonathan Caswell