There once were two “kids” in rivalry
Doing a tit-for-tat game…
It stretched to nearly all that they did,
Sometimes it really was lame.
They decorated the apartment door,
They were married, after all…
One put a plaque that he’d bought at a store
But the rest of it started a squall!
She posted a hand-written sign below
His neat computer-made sign…
She didn’t like his picture of trains,
Said, “Here, this favorite of mine.”
So the queen on the plaque has a visual cue,
In black and white, a tiara-ed cat…
Opposite the roaring choo-choo
And there’s nothing wrong with all that.