Oh, if he had a cell phone
For photoing secretly…
He’d get snapshots of his favorite girls,
Developed to a “T”.
His camera would not need a flash
‘Twould automatically adjust…
Getting best views that he would choose,
Whether face or form or bust.
Alas, no such camera does exist,
At least not that he’s aware…
He’ll have to trust to memory
The bodies beyond compare!