The resident bachelor
Needed a place to bunk….
The water hose casing was conscience-raising,
But privacy there was sunk.
Under the old guard shed
Was a space that’ll suit just fine…
A place to lay one’s head,
‘Til the ten PM waking time!
Best of all, he won’t be disturbed
While taking his long beauty nap…
No one dares look underneath the shed
For fear of a skunk-odored ZAP!