GOOD CHINESE DELIVERY!
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Beef and broccoli
,Beef and broccoli,
Yan’s is best–
Better than the rest!…
They don’t use M.S.G.
They don;t use M.S.G.,
That;s healthier…healthier!
(sing as a round)
–Jonathan Caswell
OCCASIONAL TREATS
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Beef and broccoli
Chinese food, though salty…
An occasional treat
I’ll sometimes eat,
Despite being a poor choice for me.
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Chinese food is banned
Salt and sugar remand…
My doctors refuse
It’s regular use,
But it beat ravioli, canned!!!!
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So I’ll eat it once a month,
Broccoli gives the colon some umph…
And hunger for beef
Is my reasoning chief
For ordering it when I can!
–Jonathan Caswell
By the Mighty Mumford 