A few years ago,
MOXIE of Georgia was sold…
A new MOXIE brand
From New England stands,
Heralded as “coming home.”
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We MOXIE fans are happy once more,
It’s physically closer to the store…
But not all is nice–
They raised the PRICE
Of DIET MOXIE, which I adore!
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I wonder–do they not sell as much,
Is DIET MOXIE harder to push..
Must be a real bugger
To remove that syrup sugar,
For sweetener to be added for us!
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–Jonathan Caswell
Certain times he’ll confess
To any woman he might trust…
Certain things within his soul
He feels are a must.
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Not the best way to interest
A female in his needy quest…
Exhibitionists
Are more honest!
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Almost as though the sharing
Prompted caring…
Exposing is supposing
That she’s willing to allow him in for a time.
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He’ll try this with anyone
He thinks will respond…
Even rejection or a small response
Is some kind of accepted response
(Though not the one rarely received–yet hoped for!)
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A cross between an mother and a lover,
An impossible cross to be…
Yet be exposed to him “without clothes”
Offering embraces free.
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I don’t know anyone who would
Submit to such a scheme…
Apparently can’t get it at home,
But at least the guy can dream!
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–Jonathan Caswell
(Another “hypothetical” poem!)
She left without a sound,
Just an attractive picture found…
Has this person stopped
With their idea copped,
Has the tree of their effort turned brown?
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Many do get tired
Of needing to be often inspired…
Why do I stay…
In a stubborn way,
It IS NICE to be admired! 😀
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–J.E.C.
(Images from THE CURVY BLOGGER)
Out the corner of an eye,
He sees a woman or guy…
That direction he peers–
There’s nobody there,
This troubles the guy!
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Dark shadows sweep past,
It’s getting spooky at last…
These things abide
On his left side,
Is his mind going…fast?
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–JONATHAN CASWELL
ODD HABIT
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Why do I blow on my ice,
As though it were hot and nice?…
Why realize
Questioning eyes,
Wondering if ice will suffice?
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–Jonathan Caswell
By the Mighty Mumford 