My wife has the rest of the pineapple,
In her batch of baked beans…
I almost added quinoa
The dish might have burst at the seams.
My wife precooks the bacon,
Reducing the content of grease…
Saving the drippings for later
And another masterpiece!
By the time I get home it’ll be ready,
To sample before my dreams…
If she makes me sleep elsewhere
We can always blame the beans!